FUNNY PETS

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Teehee...the Ministry of Mischief

from flickr, by Sapphiren

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Three Snoozers

from flickr, by CathieV

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 2

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.

What do you get from a cow with a split personality?
Half and half.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of amnesia.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef.

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow?
Cockadoodlemoo.

What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

What goes "moof"?
A cow with buck teeth.

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards.

What is a cow's favorite thing to do?
Watch a moo-vie.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I'm a TV star!

from flickr, by cloudzilla

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Smile!

(via)

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Gardener's Assistant

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Friday, May 25, 2007

The growth of a parrot

A photo series from Chicken Crap

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Just chillin'

from flickr, by Ottawa refugee

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Puppy chow time

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Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 1

How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.

How do you get a cow from one place to another?
With a mooooooving van.

What city do cows love most in the USA?
MOO York City.

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
De-calfinated.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.

What do you call a sleeping bull
A bull-dozer.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Hippy Hippy Shake

I can't sit still
With the Hippy Hippy Shake
Yeah I get my fill now
With the Hippy Shake
Yeah its in the bag
The Hippy Hippy Shake

Well now you shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Do the Hippy Shake Shake
With all of your might oh baby

from flickr, by TriPoodle

Monday, May 21, 2007

Thanks for the new toy!

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Little Dipper

little dipper, originally uploaded by kris ten.

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Litter Kwitter

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