Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween Moon


Happy Tails Cowboy

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 3

What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.

What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”

What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!

What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.

What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.

What is a cat's favorite color?

What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Monday, October 29, 2007

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Witch Cat



Friday, October 26, 2007

Thursday, October 25, 2007

New Gardener


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Chick or Treat!


Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 11

What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.

What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.

What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.

What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.

What is a little dog's favorite drink?

What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!

What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.

What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Halloween Decorating, Bunny Style

Most people don't realize it, but bunnies enjoy decorating for Halloween just as much as their two-footed friends.

"Max Pumpkin" uploaded by Scott Docherty

Many more decorating ideas at: hopscotch

Monday, October 22, 2007

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Bride and Groom

(Photo Credit: Daily Mail)

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Friday, October 19, 2007

Mad Dog

Temi is 19!

"Temi19" uploaded by salyangoz

Story at: Snail's Tales

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Cow Dog

Joke: Bar Mitzva Bee

Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."

"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."

"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.

A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"

"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."

"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.

"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Pocket Bun


Monday, October 15, 2007

I'll get you - - one day ...

Video: Coca Cola Box

Kittens playing with a box. Cute!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

Hot Dog

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I can't stop laughing

More photos of Zim.

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 9

Why did the dalmatian go to the cleaners?
His coat had spots all over it.

Why did the dog and cat go toot! toot!?
They were trumpets.

Why did the dog become a motorcycle cop?
He wanted to chase speeding cars.

Why did the dog buy a toupee?
He was a Mexican Hairless.

Why did the dog call a taxi?
He was too lazy to run.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.

Why did the dog have to move to a new apartment?
He lost his leash.

Why did the dog jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Everyone kept telling him to get down.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Tough kitty!


Monday, October 08, 2007

Sunday, October 07, 2007

You said I would get contacts

You said I would get contacts, originally uploaded by jilbean3.


The Hunter

Thanks, Lucy

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Watch Dog

Friday, October 05, 2007



Thursday, October 04, 2007


Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Never without my cow

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 2

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew.

What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.

What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A sourpuss.

What do you call a cloned kitten?
A copycat.

What do you call Christopher Columbus' cat?
Christofurry Columbus.

What do you call it when a cat bites?

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.

What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded tweet.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Yummy corn

"new corn bliss" uploaded by Dulamae

Monday, October 01, 2007

Halloween Costumes for Pets

Looking for inspiration to dress your pet for Halloween? has posted the latest and greatest in pet costumes for 2007:

Cat Costumes for Halloween:

Dog Costumes for Halloween:

Halloween costumes for other pets: