Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 1
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
How do you get a cow from one place to another?
With a mooooooving van.
What city do cows love most in the USA?
MOO York City.
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk dud.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
De-calfinated.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a sleeping bull
A bull-dozer.
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