Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 5

What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound.

What kind of dog floats in the air?
An Airedale.
What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A hot dog.

What kind of dog goes patooey! patooey?
A spit bull.

What kind of dog is always confused?
A mixed-up breed.

What kind of dog is good with tools?
A wrench poodle.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound!

What kind of dog washes clothes?
A laundromutt!

What kind of parents did the mixed-breed dog have?
He had a father and a mutter.

What kind of pooch holds a carpet in place?
A tack dog.

What kind of pooch picks on puppies?
A bullydog.

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