Monday, April 30, 2007

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Two Hot Dogs


Photo by Isabel Cutler

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Kitty vs. Godzilla


originally uploaded by Gen Kanai

Unhappy cat

A very, very distressed cat - the sound drove my own kitties crazy!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Cats will sleep anywhere


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Video: Dog and Baby Girl

Worth watching just for that giggle.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

It's a bird...it's a plane


from flickr, by Gavatron

The Cat in the Hat: 1915


Kittens were popular even 100 years ago.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 4

What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.

What do you say when you want to quiet little dogs?
"Hush, puppies."

What does a dog baseball pitcher need to have fun?
A dog catcher.

What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree.

What does a dog use to play golf?
A kennel club.

What does a lazy dog chase?
Parked cars.

What does a pooch use to write a letter?
A dog pen.

What does a preacher's dog shout?
"Howllelujah!"

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire haired terriers!!

Meditation Time


from flickr, by Seattle Roll

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Most Beautiful Bulldog chosen

DES MOINES, Iowa - Riggs hardly looks or acts like a beauty king. A 3-year-old male bulldog, Riggs is a drooler with protruding teeth and a penchant for attacking noisy appliances, begging for crumbs and hopping on furniture.

Fortunately for the canine from Prairie City, Iowa, those traits endeared him to judges Monday in the "Beautiful Bulldog" contest, an annual event held to draw attention to the 98th running of the Drake Relays.

Riggs beat out a 50-dog field that included the likes of Sir Grizwald Snorzalot, Napoleon Underbite and Crazy Legs Da Moose to take the crown. Contest organizers acknowledge the event is more about a winning personality than beauty.

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One tired puppy


from flickr, by ice age

Monday, April 23, 2007

Glove Dog

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Beautiful Tess


Today Tess, the golden/lab cross was off to her very special groomer, Nancy, for her beauty treatment. She has just celebrated her 13th. birthday and is deserving of a every bit of pampering to come her way. She actually has beautiful long furnishings like her mother Pearl, the golden retriever, but seems happier to sport a shorter coat like Bad Boy Black Lab who seduced her mom all those years ago.

Read more about Tess and her family at Puppy Tales.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Air borne!


from flickr, by Mats&Muffi

Friday, April 20, 2007

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Are you titcklish?


See more great photos of Peti and Pipo

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 3

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones

What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies!

What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
Dog biscuits

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A Croacker Spaniel.

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a coat?
A hounds-tooth jacket.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Hot, hot hot!


from flickr, by juolanlee

Monday, April 16, 2007

Homeschooled


from flickr, by ktcphotos

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Oops, I slipped!

Friday, April 13, 2007

Love is in the Air



Photo: Wang Zhenwu / AP

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Count the Kitties

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Hawaiian Hairless Rubber Cat


The 'Kohona' aka 'Hawiian Hairless', 'Rubber Cat'.

You've NEVER heard of a Kohana???

Well, its not surprising, most people haven't.

What IS a Kohana? The Kohana is the result of a mutation
originating in Hawaii and is the ONLY true hairless breed of
cat. It's true! Kohana's have no fuzz whatsoever... no hair
follicles... Where a Sphynx feels like a warm peach, a
Kohana feels more like a warm candle. To date, there are
only 18 of these cats in existence, but they've stirred up a
huge interest for such a small number.

Twice the charm of a Sphynx?? Or
twice as ugly.... You be the judge.

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Pink Cadillac

I love you for your pink cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money on a saturday night
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink cadillac
Pink cadillac


from flickr, by Bek_alkaline3

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 2

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What did Gretel tell her brother's pet dog?
"Don't bite the Hans that feeds you."

What did Papa dog tell his children at the dinner table?
"Sit!"

What did the dog yell when he saw the tree trunks?
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"

What did the man shout after he gave his dog some glue?
"Stick 'em, Fido!"

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
RUFF!

What do fleas ride on when they want to travel?
A greyhound bus.

What do you call a boast from a pooch?
A doggie brag.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut!

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

So There!


from flickr, by corsi photo

Monday, April 09, 2007

Just rode in on my Harley


from flickr, by ardumpln1

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Lazy humans

Friday, April 06, 2007

All dressed up



Photo: Alexander Natruskin / Reuters

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Joke: The Easter Bunny

A man was blissfully driving along, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same road saw the man crying and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and prayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, then turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label...

It said: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave...

NapTimeKkitten

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 1

Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.

How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
He ate table scraps.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!

How do mutts get around in the snow?
They use dog sleds.

How do you bake a cake for Lassie?
You start with collie flour....

How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
Melon-collie!

How is a dog like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.

If you take your dog to the mall, where should you leave him?
In a barking space.

Birds need naps, too!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Soooooo comfy!


Texas has a blog.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Maximus


from flickr, by corsinet

Sunday, April 01, 2007