Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 2

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What did Gretel tell her brother's pet dog?
"Don't bite the Hans that feeds you."

What did Papa dog tell his children at the dinner table?
"Sit!"

What did the dog yell when he saw the tree trunks?
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"

What did the man shout after he gave his dog some glue?
"Stick 'em, Fido!"

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
RUFF!

What do fleas ride on when they want to travel?
A greyhound bus.

What do you call a boast from a pooch?
A doggie brag.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut!

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.