Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 4
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
What do you say when you want to quiet little dogs?
"Hush, puppies."
What does a dog baseball pitcher need to have fun?
A dog catcher.
What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree.
What does a dog use to play golf?
A kennel club.
What does a lazy dog chase?
Parked cars.
What does a pooch use to write a letter?
A dog pen.
What does a preacher's dog shout?
"Howllelujah!"
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!
What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire haired terriers!!
1 comment:
I LOVE these. I haven't heard a good riddle for a long time.
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