Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a frog's favorite game?
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals.
What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog?
What's a frogs favorite flower?
What's green and red and goes 1000 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager". The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers.
Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four year old.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
1.Blaming your farts on me....not funny... not funny at all !!!
2.Yelling at me for barking.I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4.Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5.Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8.Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10.How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
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Thursday, January 10, 2008
This frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He steps up to the counter and asks for an application from the clerk, Patty Wack.
"Hi, I'd like to fill out an application for a loan", said the frog.
Patty Wack replied, "Do you have any collateral for this loan; something to stand against your loan?"
The frog replied, "All I have is this statue of a unicorn."
"Well, I don't know," said Patty Wack, "I'll have to ask the manager about this."
Patty Wack goes to see the bank manager.
The bank manager looks at the statue and replies: "Knick Knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."