Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Frogs, Part 2

What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.

What is a frog's favorite game?

What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!

What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals.

What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog?
A potatoad.

What's a frogs favorite flower?
A crocus.

What's green and red and goes 1000 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.

What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!

Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.

Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.

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