Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Penguins

How do penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.

What do penguins have for lunch?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?

What’s black and white and goes round and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.

What's a penguin's favorite vegetable?
Iceberg lettuce.

Who is a penguin's favorite singer?

Who is a penguin's favorite actor?
Sean Pennguin.

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.

Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet.

Why do penguins sit on marshmallows?
To keep from falling into the hot chocolate.

Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.

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