Thursday, November 30, 2006

Cats all wet!

Did you ever wonder why cats hate water so much?

Maybe it's because they look so totally silly when they're wet!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Oh no!

Look what they've done to me!

More pictures of Tiffany


Monday, November 27, 2006

Do I know you?


Sunday, November 26, 2006

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Joke: The mother-in-law

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

Friday, November 24, 2006

Joke: The man and his ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,says he man "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

Thursday, November 23, 2006


Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Cat for Sale!

For sale: One useless cat

I need a manicure!

Monday, November 20, 2006

Joke: Literate chickens

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.

Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.

About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'

The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.

She follows them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. She hides behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.

She sees the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog keeps commenting, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Friday, November 17, 2006

Joke: The old rooster

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old guy, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it. You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn. Third gay rooster I bought this month."

Thursday, November 16, 2006


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Monday, November 13, 2006

Midge: The 5 lb crime fighting Mini Chihuahua

Crime fighting K-9:

Midge's story is here.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

True Love

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Joke: The fire dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"

Friday, November 10, 2006

Thursday, November 09, 2006

The snarl

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Funny Cat Photos


Monday, November 06, 2006


Sunday, November 05, 2006



Saturday, November 04, 2006

The cutest newborn kittens, ever!

The cutest newborn kitties!

fofurasfelinas' boyoshuns babies slideshow on Flickr

Joke: The lonely frog

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

Friday, November 03, 2006

Two little tigers

Found here.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Feed me! Part 2

Feed me!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006