Santa's helpers: Pets dressed for Christmas

"Paris (the dog) - Santa - Giving her "High-Five"" uploaded by dyobalexander

"can't wait for all the cookies" uploaded by bulldog1

"Santa Claws" uploaded by Malingering

"santa8s" uploaded by nika_gagarina

"Christmas lizards" uploaded by gerad

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"Toto Claus" uploaded by lynne_b (I'm back)

"Santa Bunny! (plotting my destruction)" uploaded by pippicat

"Kiki's First Christmas" uploaded by siskokid

"Barkley :santa dog" uploaded by wahoowadad

"Santa Kitty" uploaded by jemmett

"Santa's Littlest Helper" uploaded by Many Cats 4 Me

"Merry Christmas from Rabi&Marron" uploaded by tomo1203

"Santa Mina" uploaded by brandylee

"bullwinkle, grinch, milo, george and kermit celebrate the holidays" uploaded by Malingering

"Santa Mickey" uploaded by kelly-s

"Happy Chihuahuaka!" uploaded by vandyll.net

"SANTA HORSE" uploaded by Mausebärchen

"HO HO HO!!!" uploaded by missgingersnap

"Santa's new helper" uploaded by lipstickcat

Cats' Top Ten Christmas Songs

10. Up on the Mousetop
9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
8. Joy to the Curled
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
6. The First Meow
5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
4. Silent Mice
3. Fluffy, the Snowman
2. Jingle Balls
1. Wreck the Halls!

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Santa Pets

"Santa Biggie" uploaded by *Kendall*

If you like this kind of stuff, don't miss the outstanding collection of
Cats in Hats for Christmas

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A Merry Glider Christmas

"A Merry Glider Christmas" uploaded by Pink-Panda-Person

The Twelve Days of Kissmouse

The Twelve Days of Kissmouse
(I think you know the tune!)

"Twelve Abbys jumping"
"Eleven Bengals singing"
"Ten Studs a Howling!"
"Nine Birmans dancing"
"Eight Persians purring"
"Seven Vans a swimming"
"Six Manx a prancing"
"Five - Calling - Queens....."
"Four Pixiebobs"
"Three Orientals"
"Two Singapuras"
"And a Maine Coon in a Kissmouse Tree"

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Christmas Socks

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Friends ...

From flickr, LoveCats2006's photos

Joke: A Dog's Christmas Promises

A Dog's Christmas Promises

Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all their presents. Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and tinsel from the Christmas tree are not food. I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill is -10 F. I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out into the backyard through the doggy door. I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will eat -- paper and all). I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the stocking! I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling on the dining room rug. I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human have to call the vet's at Christmas. I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window. I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as soon as we enter her house. I will not pee on the Christmas tree. I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs. The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.

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Do I need braces or what?

"Sausages" uploaded by kevinbentman

Arnold and Santa

Arnold's Christmas

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Joke: Dog Math

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

"40," replies the dog.

"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

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Is this thing on?

Kitty Roll-up

"1190839672_1" uploaded by Entery

Just another lazy Sunday

Roy and Gwen enjoying the snooooooze.

Santa rat

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Joke: A Cat's Christmas

A Cat's Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 'Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart- Ate his mousey intestines And chewed up his heart. Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause- He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws. "Must be Santa" thought Kitty (that quite clever cat) 'Cuz nobody else climbs down the chimney like that. Indeed it was ol' Santa, so jolly and fat With a load of presents and all for the cat! "Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.

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If I were just a little bit taller

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Wanna play?

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Rudolph, the reindeer

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Joke: Stay!

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park."

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Video: Sorry, Internet

In solidarity with the striking writers, all the adorable animals on the Internet are going on strike. From Colbert Report writers Frank Lesser and Rob Dubbin.



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Monday Morning Stretch

Thanks, Charlie!

Dogs with cones

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Please let us out! We'll be good!

"Boef and Uk" uploaded by Sjaek

Joke: What NOT to Get Your Dog for Christmas

What NOT to Get Your Dog for Christmas

1. A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs. 2. A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month. 3. A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair. 4. Central A/C for his Dogloo when you're still using individual wall units that are barely up to cooling a small close-size area in your house. 5. Anything Garfield. 6. A remote control for the refrigerator door. 7. A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho doberman look like a poodle. 8. A deluxe pre-packaged treat-filled Christmas stocking that's large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag. 9. Doggie antlers when your near-sighted hunting relatives will be spending the holidays with you. 10. A stuffed toy dog with an angel's halo as a hint as to what he has to do to get more presents next year. 11. A doggie door between you and the suspicious butcher next door. 12. An audition for a diet dog food commercial where they feed him so much during retakes that he actually gains weight. 13. A piece of jewelry featuring a ceramic dog of his breed for you to wear. 14. His own i-pets.com credit card. 15. A cat.

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I'll just have a little snack

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Mop top

Catnip Party

It isn’t very often that all three brats get out the cat nip toys at the same time.

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 4

What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse

What is the cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One means pause at the end of a clause, and the other means claws at the end of paws

What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.

What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit.

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.

Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.

What is that thing?

Ella on her first birthday.

This is my life.

"This is my life." uploaded by Red84

Tasty and no calories!

Read Charlie's dog blog.

Moving day

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Boxer briefs?

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Small Pleasures

Happy Thanksgiving -
be thankful for all the "small pleasures" our funny pets fill our days with.

Small Pleasures

As a child she had clutched
The strays to a skinny chest
Begging to keep just this one
And was always denied.

Now shafts of sunlight
Catch random cats curled on antique quilts
Or on windowsills between the ruffles of curtains
She smiles small smiles
And sighs small sighs of contentment,
Makes another cup of tea
And ignores the cat hairs in the sugar bowl.

--Pamela Kosted

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Joke: Stolen Turkey

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"

"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."

"I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"

"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."

Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.

When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.

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This is NOT funny!

No Way!

From flickr, LOL Cats group. Mand-eye's photos.

Copy Cat

What a phony!

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A piggy smile

Kitty camouflage

Joke: Flying turtle

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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Squishmonster

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I maked u some love

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Ruby

"Ruby The Irish Red Setter" uploaded by Rob Gale

ppppppbbbfffth

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Hey, those are my toes in there!

"Sock monkeys quake in fear at the sight of the ferocious Wobbles" uploaded by Bucky Four-Eyes

Sock Monkey Love

"Sock Monkey Love" uploaded by Leighdle

Desi & His Sock Monkey

"Desi & His Sock Monkey" uploaded by mybluemuse

Twins

"IMG_4840" uploaded by Kimberly Jennery

Joke: After death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact, "Mary. Mary."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Miami."

Plato makes a new friend

"Plato makes a new friend" uploaded by corsi photo

Hello, Mr. Horse!

You can find more pictures of Kirby at his blog.

Drool to spare!

There are many more photos of Bogart at his blog.

I can knit!

Please visit Ruby's blog.

Nice new hairdo!

"Muze" uploaded by kattenspul

Isn't she lovely?

This is Rosemary. She's available for adoption at Save a Bunny.