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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 3
What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 11
What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.
What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.
What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.
What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Halloween Decorating, Bunny Style
Most people don't realize it, but bunnies enjoy decorating for Halloween just as much as their two-footed friends.
Many more decorating ideas at: hopscotch
Monday, October 22, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Joke: Bar Mitzva Bee
Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."
"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 9
Why did the dalmatian go to the cleaners?
His coat had spots all over it.
Why did the dog and cat go toot! toot!?
They were trumpets.
Why did the dog become a motorcycle cop?
He wanted to chase speeding cars.
Why did the dog buy a toupee?
He was a Mexican Hairless.
Why did the dog call a taxi?
He was too lazy to run.
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog have to move to a new apartment?
He lost his leash.
Why did the dog jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Everyone kept telling him to get down.
Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Monday, October 08, 2007
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Friday, October 05, 2007
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 2
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew.
What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.
What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A sourpuss.
What do you call a cloned kitten?
A copycat.
What do you call Christopher Columbus' cat?
Christofurry Columbus.
What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.
What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded tweet.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?
Cat-a-log.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Monday, October 01, 2007
Halloween Costumes for Pets
Looking for inspiration to dress your pet for Halloween?
i-pets.com has posted the latest and greatest in pet costumes for 2007:
Cat Costumes for Halloween:
Dog Costumes for Halloween:
Halloween costumes for other pets:
i-pets.com has posted the latest and greatest in pet costumes for 2007:
Cat Costumes for Halloween:
Dog Costumes for Halloween:
Halloween costumes for other pets:
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