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Joke: Bar Mitzva Bee

Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."

"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."

"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.

A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"

"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."

"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.

"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Ants

During what season do ants eat most?
Summer. That is when they go to a lot of picnics.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, da, da, dead ant."

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independent.

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.

What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.

What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.

What is a foreign ant?
Important.

What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.

What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.

What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.

Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants.

Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant.

Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies.

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