Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 3

What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.

What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”

What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!

What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.

What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!

What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.