Photographing Kids and Pets
Penny Adams at Webshots Blog shares her secrets for taking great shots like this one:
Friday, August 31, 2007
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Joke: The consultant
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM Thinkpad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says, "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?"
"OK, why not," answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant," said the shepherd.
"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required," answers the shepherd.
"You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business. Now give me back my dog."
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
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Sunday, August 26, 2007
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Saturday, August 25, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
How is a person supposed to get any work done with THIS on their desk?
There are many more cute pictures here.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Video: Monster the singing cat
Monster has a vocal cord condition that makes it sound like singing when he yawns.
Joke: Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 8
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side.
Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
Petsylvania.
Which states have a lot of canines?
North and South Dogkota.
Who is the dog’s favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!
Who was the most famous pooch poet?
Henry Wadsworth Dogfellow.
Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet.
Why can dogs scratch whenever they want to?
They live in a flea country.
Why couldn't the dog answer the phone?
He was all tied up.
Why did the boy name his dog Hamlet?
He was a Great Dane.
Why did the boy name his dog Toro?
He was a bull terrier.
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