Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Penguins

How do penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.

What do penguins have for lunch?
Iceburgers.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.

What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish.

What’s black and white and goes round and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.

What's a penguin's favorite vegetable?
Iceberg lettuce.

Who is a penguin's favorite singer?
Seal.

Who is a penguin's favorite actor?
Sean Pennguin.

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.

Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet.

Why do penguins sit on marshmallows?
To keep from falling into the hot chocolate.

Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.

Impostor!

Don't be fooled, this is NOT a penguin!

Joke: Penguins and the zoo

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.

Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream.

The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."

The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."