Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part Two

What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.

What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!

What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.

What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.

When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.

When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.

Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part One

How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say “cheese.”

How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!

What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.

What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.

What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.

What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.

What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.

Joke: Three Blind Mice

Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor.

Before he knew it, he was lost.

"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"

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