Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Chickens

If a rooster laid an egg on the roof of a house, which way would the egg roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

Where do tough chickens come from?
From hard-boiled eggs.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Because if she dropped it, it would break.

Why didn't the hens fight?
They were too chicken.