Teehee...the Ministry of Mischief
from flickr, by Sapphiren
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 2
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
What do you get from a cow with a split personality?
Half and half.
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of amnesia.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow?
Cockadoodlemoo.
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
What goes "moof"?
A cow with buck teeth.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A cow walking backwards.
What is a cow's favorite thing to do?
Watch a moo-vie.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cows, Part 1
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
How do you get a cow from one place to another?
With a mooooooving van.
What city do cows love most in the USA?
MOO York City.
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk dud.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
De-calfinated.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a sleeping bull
A bull-dozer.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
The Hippy Hippy Shake
I can't sit still
With the Hippy Hippy Shake
Yeah I get my fill now
With the Hippy Shake
Yeah its in the bag
The Hippy Hippy Shake
Well now you shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Do the Hippy Shake Shake
With all of your might oh baby
With the Hippy Hippy Shake
Yeah I get my fill now
With the Hippy Shake
Yeah its in the bag
The Hippy Hippy Shake
Well now you shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Do the Hippy Shake Shake
With all of your might oh baby
from flickr, by TriPoodle
Monday, May 21, 2007
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Litter Kwitter
Doogie's LITTER KWITTER, the original world famous cat toilet training system. You can teach your cat to use the toilet in 3-easy steps and say goodbye to the mess, germs, smells & hassle of the litter tray... forever!
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Collections of Funny Pet Pictures
In our affiliated websites, i-pets.com, funny pets blog, The Pet Blog, and Dog Bones we have accumulated and published several collections of funny animal and pet photos. In case you missed some, here are links to some of the more popular ones.
What do your pets do while you're at work?
Dog Costumes for Halloween
Cat Costumes for Halloween
Halloween Costumes for "Other" Pets
Cats in Hats for Christmas
Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun ...
Amazing flying dogs!
Slurp!
Cats all Wet!
Funny Photos of Dogs Chewing Things and Making a Mess of the House
Potty Cat
Friday, May 18, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Joke: Dead Cat
A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move”
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Monday, May 14, 2007
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Guinness World Record Dog
Gibson (R), a Great Dane who is the world's tallest dog at 7'2" (2.18 metres) according to the Guinness World Records, stands with his friend Zoie, a 7.5" (19.05cm) Chihuahua.
(Photo credit: REUTERS/Deanne Fitzmaurice/)
Friday, May 11, 2007
Poppy the St Bernard has 13 pups
A spokesman for the Kennel Club described the litter as "big", saying the average number of puppies was between five and ten. However in exceptional cases it can be up to 20.
(via)
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 5
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound.
What kind of dog floats in the air?
An Airedale.
What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A hot dog.
What kind of dog goes patooey! patooey?
A spit bull.
What kind of dog is always confused?
A mixed-up breed.
What kind of dog is good with tools?
A wrench poodle.
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound!
What kind of dog washes clothes?
A laundromutt!
What kind of parents did the mixed-breed dog have?
He had a father and a mutter.
What kind of pooch holds a carpet in place?
A tack dog.
What kind of pooch picks on puppies?
A bullydog.
Mine, all mine!
"I will hug you tight and rock around a little. I never had a stuffed animal for my very own before. You are so much fun. Of course I will have to guard this kitty closely or one of the other cats will sneak in and steal it from me. I don't like that! I could go to sleep with this little soft toy in my paws....."
Read the whole story at Melange
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Christian, the lion who lived in a London living room
He travelled by Bentley, ate in fine London restaurants and spent his days lounging in a furniture shop. The story of Christian the pet lion - and his eventual release into the wild - is as moving as it is incredible.
Monday, May 07, 2007
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Friday, May 04, 2007
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Joke: The blonde's dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
(via)
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
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