Sunday, August 19, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 8
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side.
Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
Petsylvania.
Which states have a lot of canines?
North and South Dogkota.
Who is the dog’s favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!
Who was the most famous pooch poet?
Henry Wadsworth Dogfellow.
Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet.
Why can dogs scratch whenever they want to?
They live in a flea country.
Why couldn't the dog answer the phone?
He was all tied up.
Why did the boy name his dog Hamlet?
He was a Great Dane.
Why did the boy name his dog Toro?
He was a bull terrier.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Elephants, Part 3
What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant.
Which is stronger an elephant or a snail?
A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk.
Who is the most famous singing female elephant?
Elephants Gerald.
Who is the most famous singing male elephant?
Harry Elephante.
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Because they can't keep their trunks up.
Why did the elephant paint himself orange?
So he could hide in the pumpkin patch.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the strawberry patch.
Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
Why do elephants eat raw food?
Because they don't know how to cook
Why do elephants rarely travel by plane?
It's tough to get their trunks in the overhead bins.
Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
Because if he was small, white and round, he'd be an aspirin.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
My Pet Loves Sleep
Do you have a cute and cuddly, or "howlingly" funny picture of your cat or dog dozing off? You can enter your photo online in the National Sleep Foundation's "My Pet Loves Sleep Contest" at sleepfoundation.org The contest runs through September and a new winner is chosen each week.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Friday, August 03, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 10
Why did the dog wear a watch?
He wanted to be a watch dog.
Why did the hungry mutt chase birds?
He wanted a doggie tweet.
Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
Because it came with lots of bytes.
Why did the man put his dog on a locomotive?
He wanted to train him.
Why did the pooch go to sleep early?
He was dog-tired.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
Why did the watchdog keep turning in circles?
He was winding himself up!
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.
Why do firefighters need Dalmatians?
To help them find the fire hydrants.
Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the dog.
Why should you walk carefully when its raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
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