Oops, I slipped!

Love is in the Air

Photo: Wang Zhenwu / AP

Count the Kitties

Hawaiian Hairless Rubber Cat

The 'Kohona' aka 'Hawiian Hairless', 'Rubber Cat'.

You've NEVER heard of a Kohana???

Well, its not surprising, most people haven't.

What IS a Kohana? The Kohana is the result of a mutation
originating in Hawaii and is the ONLY true hairless breed of
cat. It's true! Kohana's have no fuzz whatsoever... no hair
follicles... Where a Sphynx feels like a warm peach, a
Kohana feels more like a warm candle. To date, there are
only 18 of these cats in existence, but they've stirred up a
huge interest for such a small number.

Twice the charm of a Sphynx?? Or
twice as ugly.... You be the judge.

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Pink Cadillac

I love you for your pink cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money on a saturday night
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in back of your pink cadillac
Pink cadillac

from flickr, by Bek_alkaline3

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 2

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What did Gretel tell her brother's pet dog?
"Don't bite the Hans that feeds you."

What did Papa dog tell his children at the dinner table?
"Sit!"

What did the dog yell when he saw the tree trunks?
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"

What did the man shout after he gave his dog some glue?
"Stick 'em, Fido!"

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
RUFF!

What do fleas ride on when they want to travel?
A greyhound bus.

What do you call a boast from a pooch?
A doggie brag.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut!

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.

So There!

from flickr, by corsi photo

Just rode in on my Harley

from flickr, by ardumpln1

Lazy humans

All dressed up

Photo: Alexander Natruskin / Reuters

Joke: The Easter Bunny

A man was blissfully driving along, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same road saw the man crying and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and prayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, then turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label...

It said: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave...

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Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 1

Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.

How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
He ate table scraps.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!

How do mutts get around in the snow?
They use dog sleds.

How do you bake a cake for Lassie?
You start with collie flour....

How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
Melon-collie!

How is a dog like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.

If you take your dog to the mall, where should you leave him?
In a barking space.

Birds need naps, too!

Soooooo comfy!

Texas has a blog.

Maximus

from flickr, by corsinet

Mom! Where are you?

Sodoku Cat

I got the mail!

Visit Liberty's blog.

Warning: Doggies like lip gloss!

Stuck in Traffic

(Photo: AP/The Aurora Sentinel & Daily Sun)

Joke: The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third piggy said, "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!”

In Da Hood

Wow, Raoul is one lucky dog! He lives in Switzerland and gets to make wonderful trips to the sorrounding countries. Visit Raoul's Travels.

Piggy and me

Many more pictures of Martha.

Nap time

Many more great photos at Rate My Puppy

Tug-of-War

Lots more cute pictues of Miley and Howie!

Hippity Hoppity (bunny parade)

Here comes Peter Cottontail

Hoppin' down the bunny trail,

Hippity hoppity,

Easter's on its way

Got your bunny ears on?

Let's start the bunny hop ...


found here

from flickr, by basykes

Many more here

Cat nuzzles a friendship with deer herd

They should have known something was strange when the cat started chasing the dog.

Sure, Lucy the year-old calico does typical cat things such as leaving live grasshoppers on the bed and only listening when she’s good and ready. But she also bullies her family’s old Dalmatian. Then there’s this business of communing with the deer.

“I honestly don’t know what’s next. The cat’s a real crack-up,” said Ron Plush, Lucy’s owner, or at least her landlord.

It started a few weeks ago when Ron and his wife, Charlotte, looked out the window of their Pleasant Valley home near Garden of the Gods and saw Lucy shambling up to a herd of deer that grazes the neighborhood.

“She came right up and went nose to nose with this little old doe,” Charlotte said. “Then she just kind of nuzzled the muzzle.”

Joke: The Princess and the Geek

A geek was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The geek took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again, the geek took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The geek said, "Look, I'm a geek. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog? Now that's cool."
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Me & My Puppy

One of two baby crowned lemurs (Propithecus verreauxi coronatus) born
in early January 2007 is seen in this recent photo at the Parc Zoologique de
Paris in nearby Vincennes.

The birth of the two baby lemurs, part of the
European Endangered Species Breeding Programmes, increases the
population to ten lemurs in captivity at the Zoo.

REUTERS/Francois-Gilles Grandin/PZP-MNHN/Handout (FRANCE).

Felipe's Sneaker

from flickr, by José Luna

Sophie's Sneaker

from flickr, by Jaida

Wanna Play Tennis?

Many cute photos here.

Just a little wobbly

From flickr, by peter_hasselbom

Tuckered

from flickr, by empress e

New Easter Bonnet

Puppy Love

from flickr, by SheltieBoy

A cool drink

Catching Snowflakes

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Joke: Dragging their feet

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

Sweet dreams, baby

Ready for Bed

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Mongoose

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Poodle Purse

From flickr, Uploaded by Robin

Asleep in the Bath

Many more at: Cute Otters

Gotcha!

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Grace, Sleeping

from flickr, by corsiphoto

Joke: Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then, the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darnit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Shake it!

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I thought you had dinner!

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Time for a bigger basket

Lisa has lots of cats.

Party Poopers

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small

Many more cute pictures at i can has cheezburger?

Clean Paws

from flickr, by mayaschlegel

Scooting along

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Best Friends: Tiger, Orangutan Babies

A pair of month-old Sumatran tiger twins have become inseparable playmates with a set of young orangutans, an unthinkable match in their natural jungle habitat in Indonesia's tropical rainforests.
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