Too cute for words

Are Tibetan Mastiff puppies the cutest?


See more cuteness at WaWaTay Tibetan Mastiffs.

Joke: Ice Fishing

A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

Laundry helper

"Laundry Laughs" uploaded by Lanamaniac

Back seat driver

From American Tibetan Mastiff Association Photo Gallery. There are many, many more wonderful photos there.

Family outing

via: Photo Basement

Do not try this at home!

Cindy the Cavalier King Charles is able to carry out a dazzling display of tricks taught to her by Wolverhampton owner Ron Bucknall.

Watch the video of Cindy performing. via: Ursi's Blog

Source: expressandstar.com

See the resemblance?

via: Cute with Chris

Safe and Sound - asleep

via: Bits & Pieces

There's room for two

Joke: Lab created animals

Since it seems that gene-splicing has become a reality, all those old jokes about crossing a parrot with a centipede are within the realm of possibility. Here are a few examples of what could happen.

Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers and you'll get a Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.

Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon and you'll get a Sassoon, an animal that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.

Cross an armadillo with a hammerhead shark and you can keep your refrigerator smelling fresh with an Arm & Hammerhead shark.

Cross a parrot with an alligator and when the Parrigator asks you for a cracker, you'd be well advised to give it one.

Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette.

Splice the genes of 63,360 inchworms and get a Mile-worm.

An Impossabull is what you get when you make a three-way cross between an impala, a possum and a bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope that hangs from trees and drops down on unsuspecting matadors.

Here's an interesting five-way cross. An Alaskan King Crab, a kingfisher, a jackrabbit, a jackass and a jackal. This gives you a Full House.

Cross a rabbit with an amoeba and you'll get an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.

Cross a grasshopper and a hippopotamus, and you get a Grasshoppapotamus, a short-lived creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.

Cross a coyote with an ass, and the results are a Doncoyote. This is an ass that brays at windmills and tilts at the moon.

Cross a lion with an ocelot and you get a political animal, the Lialot, close relative to the Cheetalot.

Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig.

Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater.

Cross a male sheep, a baby sheep, an Australian wild dog and a donkey and get ... Aram-alam-ading-donk.

A combination of a lamprey eel and a baboon created at a famous American college gives you the Harvard Lampoon.

A coward and a hyena gives you the laughing stock of the party, the Cowena.

Cross a snake with a canary and you get a bird that sings with a lisp, the Snary.

Cross a lamb with a camel to produce sweaters with bumps (especially for the ladies), the Lamel.

Cross aloe vera with baby's breath and get the ingredients for the French come on, Aloebaby.

A gentle giant

Via Riviera Dogs, where you'll find photos of dogs, and where possible their owners, in the south of France and Monaco.

Household repairs

Sparky is a great repair assistant.

Photos are by Drunken Lagomorph at Flickr.

Yummy yogurt

Rio loves yogurt.

New moustache

via: My Cat Wears Clothes

Cat skin rug

More funny stuff like this at i has a hot dog.

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Birds

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What bird never needs a haircut?
A bald eagle.

What do you call the place where parrots make movies?
Pollywood.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet.

What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.

When is down up?
When a duck is in flight.

Where do black birds drink?
At a crowbar.

Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's quicker than driving.

Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words.

Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
He was going to make a long-distance caw.

Nappy feet

via: Missy & KC

Spring Break

via: Cool Dog Hall of Fame

Guarding his house

by corsi photo at Flickr

Oh no, not this trick again!

Poor Amber Mae, will she ever get that cheese?

Good time

via: Cute with Chris

In case you want to know & why would you?

Chris Leavins has acted on lots of TV shows, but they were Canadian TV shows so you probably haven’t heard of them. He was nominated for Canada’s version of the Emmy. It’s called the Gemini, but you probably haven’t heard of that either. He’s also been published in national magazines. The magazines are well-known, but people usually throw magazines in the garbage, or forget them on the bus. Chris currently lives in Los Angeles where he performs his work at many theaters. He is creator, writer, and anchor of the weekly internet show Cute with Chris.

I'm Lovin' it!

This is Nash enjoying a luncheon outing.


You can read more about Nash at Checker's World.

Cool cat

via: Welcome to Rascal's World

Joke: The Three Bears

It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

Need a bone?

Wouldn't a rawhide bone be tastier?



via Swissymouse's weblog

April Showers

Photo credit: Chris Mcgrath / Getty Images

Ahhhh, the sun

Ruby enjoys a Sleepy Sunday

Best Friends

At webshots, uploaded by mikelev20

Ah, the great outdoors!

Cats love being outside. There are so many things to do in the great outdoors.

from Funny Cats blog

by antospes

by Chach Coati

from It's All About Me

from Gypsy & Tasha - Kaz's Cats

from Channel[N]+

by rakuenkirakira

from Cats of the World

Duncan's Gallery

from iMeowza

from Mind of Mog

by roxeteer

from suzaku_ekb's journal

Visit the Friday Ark to see many more posts about pets.

Don't mess with me!

See what I did to the penguin? mess with me and you´re next!

uploaded by Darknight

Joke: Chicken Surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"

Peace

Timmy and Wally like to nap together. There are many more photos at their website.

Diva Daisy

You can see more photos of Daisy in (and out) of clothing at Daisy the Curly Cat