I'll just have a little snack

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Mop top

Catnip Party

It isn’t very often that all three brats get out the cat nip toys at the same time.

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 4

What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse

What is the cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One means pause at the end of a clause, and the other means claws at the end of paws

What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.

What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit.

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.

Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.

What is that thing?

Ella on her first birthday.

This is my life.

"This is my life." uploaded by Red84

Tasty and no calories!

Read Charlie's dog blog.

Moving day

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Boxer briefs?

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Small Pleasures

Happy Thanksgiving -
be thankful for all the "small pleasures" our funny pets fill our days with.

Small Pleasures

As a child she had clutched
The strays to a skinny chest
Begging to keep just this one
And was always denied.

Now shafts of sunlight
Catch random cats curled on antique quilts
Or on windowsills between the ruffles of curtains
She smiles small smiles
And sighs small sighs of contentment,
Makes another cup of tea
And ignores the cat hairs in the sugar bowl.

--Pamela Kosted

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Joke: Stolen Turkey

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"

"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."

"I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"

"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."

Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.

When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.

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This is NOT funny!

No Way!

From flickr, LOL Cats group. Mand-eye's photos.

Copy Cat

What a phony!

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A piggy smile

Kitty camouflage

Joke: Flying turtle

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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Squishmonster

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I maked u some love

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Ruby

"Ruby The Irish Red Setter" uploaded by Rob Gale

ppppppbbbfffth

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Hey, those are my toes in there!

"Sock monkeys quake in fear at the sight of the ferocious Wobbles" uploaded by Bucky Four-Eyes

Sock Monkey Love

"Sock Monkey Love" uploaded by Leighdle

Desi & His Sock Monkey

"Desi & His Sock Monkey" uploaded by mybluemuse

Twins

"IMG_4840" uploaded by Kimberly Jennery

Joke: After death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact, "Mary. Mary."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Miami."

Plato makes a new friend

"Plato makes a new friend" uploaded by corsi photo

Hello, Mr. Horse!

You can find more pictures of Kirby at his blog.

Drool to spare!

There are many more photos of Bogart at his blog.

I can knit!

Please visit Ruby's blog.

Nice new hairdo!

"Muze" uploaded by kattenspul

Isn't she lovely?

This is Rosemary. She's available for adoption at Save a Bunny.