Let's go for a ride

Video: The Mean Kitty Song

Hey, little Sparta!

Comics by Matt Rosemier

Parsley Monster

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Photography by Tanja Askani

Video: Puppy Photo Everyday

A video collection of photos of Bodie, a Labrador puppy, everyday from age 7 weeks to 6 months. Over 5,000 photos were shot to get the 200 used in this video.

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Joke: The Crash Site

A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had been killed. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.

"You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nodded.

"Well, did you see what happened?"

The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.

"They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer.

The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers

"So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer.

Again, the monkey nodded.

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smokiing and playing around before they wrecked the car?"

The monkey nodded.

"What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer.

The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.

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It's a love/hate relationship...

They look so cute & innocent. They must love each other, right?


Wrong! ... not all the time!



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Hey, get off me!

Baby Bath

Dexter licking Willa, originally uploaded by Torrie.

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Rubick's Dog

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Yawning rats

Hundreds of photos of tired rats.

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Fields of Gold

You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we walk in the fields of gold

So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold

Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
Well forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold

See the west wind move like a lover so
Upon the fields of barley
Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth
Among the fields of gold
I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that Ive broken
But I swear in the days still left
Well walk in the fields of gold
Well walk in the fields of gold

Many years have passed since those summer days
Among the fields of barley
See the children run as the sun goes down
Among the fields of gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold

Yahr! It be speak like a pirate day!

Japan's love affair with canine fashion

Dogs now outnumber children aged 10 and under in Japan -- there were 13.1 million dogs in 2006. As the number of humans shrink, the dog population is growing, research firm Euromonitor said, and so is the market for dog-related products.

Joke: Talking Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

Yummy!

How'd you get so big?

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 1

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.

How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats

What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby.

What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.

What did Jeff do?

Don't let this sweet, furry, innocent face fool you.



Jeff kills things. In fact, this whole website contains disgusting/disturbing images, has no value whatsoever, and due to its content should not be viewed by anyone. Read the full disclaimer.

He's still pretty cute though.

A Cat’s Map of the Bed

Sharky Cools Off

"Sharky Cools Off" originally uploaded by elysiumbound

Dallas Wind Symphony's office cat gets high-style home

The lovely Miss Widget is the official mascot and office cat at the Dallas Wind Symphony.

Miss Widget has spent the past few months overseeing a design overhaul of the historic
DWS headquarters in the Fair Park Bandshell.

Knowing Miss Widget's discriminating taste, the design team got the idea of also creating a special house just for the cat. The concept captured the interest of the Art Institute. Thus, the Best Little Cat House in Texas competition was born.

Though Miss Widget has sampled and approved of all the houses, one in particular appeals to her. It features a tall post with a perch at the top, and it's decoupaged with sheet music of the first piece the DWS played together: Gustav Holst's First Suite in E-Flat.

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