Saturday, March 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Joke: The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy said, "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!”
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
In Da Hood
Wow, Raoul is one lucky dog! He lives in Switzerland and gets to make wonderful trips to the sorrounding countries. Visit Raoul's Travels.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Hippity Hoppity (bunny parade)
Got your bunny ears on?
Let's start the bunny hop ...
found here
from flickr, by basykes
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Cat nuzzles a friendship with deer herd
They should have known something was strange when the cat started chasing the dog.
Sure, Lucy the year-old calico does typical cat things such as leaving live grasshoppers on the bed and only listening when she’s good and ready. But she also bullies her family’s old Dalmatian. Then there’s this business of communing with the deer.
“I honestly don’t know what’s next. The cat’s a real crack-up,” said Ron Plush, Lucy’s owner, or at least her landlord.
It started a few weeks ago when Ron and his wife, Charlotte, looked out the window of their Pleasant Valley home near Garden of the Gods and saw Lucy shambling up to a herd of deer that grazes the neighborhood.
“She came right up and went nose to nose with this little old doe,” Charlotte said. “Then she just kind of nuzzled the muzzle.”
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Joke: The Princess and the Geek
A geek was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The geek took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the geek took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The geek said, "Look, I'm a geek. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog? Now that's cool."
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Me & My Puppy
One of two baby crowned lemurs (Propithecus verreauxi coronatus) born
in early January 2007 is seen in this recent photo at the Parc Zoologique de
Paris in nearby Vincennes.
The birth of the two baby lemurs, part of the
European Endangered Species Breeding Programmes, increases the
population to ten lemurs in captivity at the Zoo.
REUTERS/Francois-Gilles Grandin/PZP-MNHN/Handout (FRANCE).
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Joke: Dragging their feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Friday, March 09, 2007
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Joke: Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then, the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darnit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Monday, March 05, 2007
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Friday, March 02, 2007
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Best Friends: Tiger, Orangutan Babies
A pair of month-old Sumatran tiger twins have become inseparable playmates with a set of young orangutans, an unthinkable match in their natural jungle habitat in Indonesia's tropical rainforests.
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