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The only thing more fun than owning a pet is to brag about their beauty and accomplishments, show off their funny pictures, and read some of the humorous jokes and quotes written about our favorite animals.
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.
The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."
The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."
The snake says, "Oh no!" " I'm a lawyer."
From flickr, Dig & Scratch Newspaper group, fotrristi's photos.
Little known fact about cats: They love Christmas!
But what they love more than anything is to get into the spirit of the season and wear their Christmas hats.
Just look:
from flickr, by mo ba ca na
from flickr, by Buntekuh
from flickr, by tonguetiedandtwisted
from flickr, by laMiky
from flickr, by LoveCats2006
from flickr, by Buntekuh
from flickr, by susurrus_sparks
from flickr, by LoveCats2006
from flickr, by Jaedde
from flickr, by Bummz&Tubz
from flickr, by susurrus_sparks
from flickr, by Bonnie & Victor Cats
from Mélange
from flickr, by kerob
from flickr, by tajheart
from conscious living journal
from deviantArt
from flickr, by Allen
from flickr, by mo ba ca na
from flickr, by lynnieb
Now hold on just a minute - Toto, you don't belong here, do you?
We wish you all
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
Be sure to visit the Friday Ark!
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So one day, all of the animals came together and made the following deal: Each will tell a joke, and if everyone doesn't laugh at it then they would kill the joke teller. (I don't know why they did this... maybe they were hungry?)
So anyway, the Rabbit went first. The Rabbit told this great joke. All of the animals were laughing hysterically, rolling on the floor and slapping their knees (if they had knees). All that is except for the Hippopotamus.
So, what could they do... the Hippo did not laugh. They had to kill the Rabbit. After promptly doing so, they gave the next turn to the lion.
The Lion told a really dumb joke, that was not funny at all. All of the animals just sat there and stared, but the Hippo started laughing a tremendous laugh. The animals asked the Hippopotamus: "Why are you laughing? The Joke wasn't funny."
To which the Hippo replied: "Didn't you get the Rabbit's Joke?"
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