How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
Use the rear defrogger.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
What did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak."
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a hare?
A bunny ribbit.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
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