FUNNY PETS

Happy Easter!

2010-04-13T15:10:00.000-05:00

Received via e-mail - original photographer?

We wish you Peace

2009-12-25T08:01:00.000-06:00

Joke: The Duck and the Lawyer

2009-06-10T09:18:00.000-05:00

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in Newfoundland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, ‘I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.’

The old farmer Garge replied, ‘This is my property, and you are not coming over here.’
The indignant lawyer said, ‘I am one of the best trial lawyers in Toronto and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.’

The old farmer smiled and said, ‘Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Newfoundland . We settle small disagreements like this with the ‘Three Kick Rule.’

The lawyer asked, ‘What is the ‘Tree Kick Rule’?’

The Farmer replied, ‘Well, because the dispute occurs on me land, I get to go first. I kick you tree times and then you kick me tree times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.’

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pad.

Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, ‘Okay, you old fart. Now it’s my turn.’

The old farmer smiled and said, ‘Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.’

(via Super55 BloGG)

Joke: Hard Working Duck

2009-05-06T09:54:00.000-05:00

A duck walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer".

The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?"

The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street".

And the bartender says, "Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?"

And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?"

I like this bed

2009-05-01T08:33:00.002-05:00

(via Cute with Chris)

Drink up

2009-04-30T08:22:00.001-05:00

Just Hatched

2009-04-29T11:19:00.002-05:00

New hair do

2009-04-28T09:00:00.002-05:00

Ok, dishes are done

2009-04-27T09:21:00.000-05:00

Photo from JNEK Vizslas

A wild night on the town

2009-04-24T08:22:00.000-05:00

Bunny and me

2009-04-23T08:30:00.002-05:00

Photo: cheriperry

Hello world!

2009-04-22T09:05:00.001-05:00

from Flickr, by Oh Joy!

Could you just let me sleep, please?

2009-04-21T09:16:00.001-05:00

from Hamor Hollow

Don't Look!

2009-04-20T08:18:00.001-05:00

peek-a-boo!

2009-04-17T08:38:00.001-05:00

Georgios Kefalas / AP

I saw it first!

2009-04-16T10:34:00.001-05:00

Under mom's wing

2009-04-15T09:52:00.002-05:00

(via ZooBorns)

Come on, share!

2009-04-14T12:08:00.001-05:00

Doggie bonnet

2009-04-13T08:40:00.002-05:00

Crochet Bonnet by Beantown Handmade

Happy Easter!

2009-04-12T08:00:00.002-05:00

(via USA Today)

Not funny?

2009-04-10T08:04:00.002-05:00

(via Cute Overload)

Camouflage FAIL

2009-04-09T09:25:00.003-05:00

(via Yimmys Yayo (note: some content there NSFW))

Noodles

2009-04-08T09:03:00.001-05:00

(via Digdads)

My new bed

2009-04-07T08:38:00.000-05:00

Yummy

2009-04-06T09:45:00.001-05:00

Ok, that's not funny!

2009-04-03T09:23:00.001-05:00

Tired of practicing

2009-04-02T09:15:00.001-05:00

Joke: The Lying Contest

2009-04-01T12:45:00.001-05:00

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"

One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."

Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said,

"All right, give him the dog."

(via Miss Celania)

Get a room!

2009-03-31T09:18:00.001-05:00

Koala tongue

2009-03-30T07:45:00.000-05:00

You've got mail!

2009-03-27T09:20:00.001-05:00

Family photos

2009-03-26T09:16:00.000-05:00

BFF

2009-03-25T08:55:00.001-05:00

Let's do breakfast

2009-03-24T08:43:00.002-05:00

Puppy love

2009-03-23T08:20:00.001-05:00

Friday is fish day

2009-03-20T07:01:00.001-05:00

I'm just a baby

2009-03-19T11:11:00.001-05:00

Swiss Cheese - with holes!

2009-03-18T13:01:00.001-05:00

Think rats are cute? Here's proof

2009-03-18T11:01:00.002-05:00

See 15 more cute rat photos

Time to call a plumber?

2009-03-16T11:45:00.001-05:00

Twins

2009-03-12T08:55:00.001-05:00

Receiving signals from outer space

2009-03-11T12:08:00.002-05:00

Photo: Mike Segar / Reuters

Look out

2009-03-10T10:37:00.002-05:00

from Flickr, by wind_of_change

Ouch! Cut that out!

2009-03-09T10:33:00.001-05:00

Can we go home now?

2009-03-06T09:02:00.001-06:00

Two buddies, taking a break

2009-03-05T06:58:00.001-06:00

Joke: Sheep Fries

2009-03-04T11:11:00.002-06:00

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with his farm ... especially, the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the Females.

He hired a Frenchman who didn't speak much English, but was a very good worker.

After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just about to throw away the severed, "parts", when the sheep farmer yelled,

"No -- Don't throw those away -- "My wife fries them up and we eat them ... they're delicious, and we call them 'sheep fries."

Later that day, the French hired-hand came in for supper and, indeed, he thought that the "sheep fries" were very tasty.

The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and that evening they all settled down to another supper of "sheep fries".

On the third day, however, when the sheep farmer came in for supper, he asked his wife where the French hired-hand was.

"You know, it's the weirdest thing," she said. "I told him that since there weren't that many "sheep fries" this evening, we were also going to have French Fries ...
and he ran like his ass was on fire!"

(via Phils Phun)

Front row seats

2009-03-03T12:31:00.002-06:00

A little nap and then I'll get up

2009-03-02T07:43:00.001-06:00

Kitty is not amused

2009-02-27T09:55:00.002-06:00

Nighty night

2009-02-26T10:45:00.002-06:00

(via cute overload)

Brrrr, it's cold outside

2009-02-25T09:29:00.001-06:00

Not even a handful

2009-02-24T09:08:00.001-06:00

Leftovers

2009-02-23T09:05:00.002-06:00

Playing footsies

2009-02-20T08:06:00.001-06:00

Fun in the tub

2009-02-19T08:50:00.002-06:00

Twice the fun

2009-02-18T09:22:00.001-06:00

Photo: Sue Ropelewski

Whoopsie!

2009-02-17T08:42:00.002-06:00

Photo from Cute with Chris

Sharing

2009-02-16T08:36:00.002-06:00

Photo from Flickr, by Ack Ook

(via TheraVIDA Pets)

Almost ...

2009-02-13T07:41:00.001-06:00

Let's do dinner

2009-02-12T06:35:00.000-06:00

It's alive!

2009-02-11T08:25:00.002-06:00

Photo by Mark Stern

Bejeweled

2009-02-10T11:48:00.002-06:00

Bedtime reading

2009-02-09T09:48:00.002-06:00

from Brickfish, by Mark

Can I help with the laundry?

2009-02-06T11:15:00.000-06:00

Camouflage kitty

2009-02-05T10:52:00.000-06:00

Photo: Claire

Joke: The Gift Mouse

2009-02-04T11:04:00.003-06:00

A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it.

He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera...

One day, a good friend of his died and so he went to pay his respects at the funeral parlor.

Naturally, he took the mouse, which was perched on his shoulder.

On his way home, he suddenly realized that the mouse was gone!

He retraced all his moves for the day and realised that the last place he had seen the mouse was at the funeral parlor.

He raced back across town, but arrived too late.

The body had been removed and was already being transported to the cemetery in the hearse.

The mouse must have jumped off his shoulder onto the casket and gotten carried into the hearse along with the casket.

Probably frightened, the mouse must have sought shelter in the closed casket!

It was too late ... the mouse was being buried alive.

Filled with grief as he remembered an old adage his mother had told him time and time again as a kid...

Never lock a gift mouse in the hearse.

(via Phils Phun)

Oh happy day

2009-02-04T09:26:00.002-06:00

Photo from Brickfish, by vanessa

Bunny butt

2009-02-03T12:32:00.002-06:00

Photo found at Disapproving Rabbits

Waiting for you to call

2009-02-02T07:41:00.002-06:00

Staying warm

2009-01-28T06:39:00.001-06:00

Look what I just printed

2009-01-26T09:42:00.002-06:00

from Brickfish, by Lars

Comics dog

2009-01-23T10:57:00.002-06:00

Sticky tongue

2009-01-22T09:31:00.001-06:00

from Brickfish, by ronnibean

Joke: The Veterenarian

2009-01-21T08:25:00.002-06:00

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

Snow boots

2009-01-20T09:14:00.003-06:00

Photo found at Cute Overload

Harley pup

2009-01-19T13:08:00.001-06:00

Let's go for a walk

2009-01-16T08:57:00.001-06:00

Camouflage equine

2009-01-15T10:12:00.002-06:00

Comfy?

2009-01-15T08:36:00.002-06:00

Smile!

2009-01-14T08:11:00.001-06:00

Photo found at Monkeys in the News

What's cooking?

2009-01-13T10:03:00.002-06:00

Come here often?

2009-01-12T09:58:00.001-06:00

(via the Pet Blog)

One potato, two potato ...

2009-01-09T08:47:00.001-06:00

Not a lion?

2009-01-08T08:24:00.002-06:00

(via Sheltie Nation)

Munchtime

2009-01-07T09:12:00.000-06:00

Whispering secrets

2009-01-06T09:41:00.000-06:00

New flowerbed

2009-01-05T11:12:00.000-06:00

Smile, it's Friday!

2009-01-02T10:26:00.002-06:00

source

Happy New Year!

2009-01-01T09:55:00.001-06:00

from Flickr, by Doxieone

Happy New Year!

2008-12-31T09:58:00.001-06:00

from Flickr, by AnnecyEmily

Dragging out 2008

2008-12-30T09:24:00.001-06:00

Video: Slinky Cat

2008-12-29T10:16:00.000-06:00

Watch video

(via lolcats)

Thanks a lot!

2008-12-26T09:42:00.002-06:00

from Flickr, "Funny Pet Photos" by dr_XeNo

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T09:39:00.000-06:00

from Flickr, "Christmas Dogs" by twolittlemagpies

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T09:03:00.000-06:00

(via USA Today)

Christmas Quacker

2008-12-24T09:35:00.002-06:00

from Flickr, "Santa Duck" by flaurella

Hoppy Christmas

2008-12-23T09:24:00.002-06:00

(via Disapproving Rabbits)

Checking the stocking

2008-12-22T08:41:00.000-06:00

"from Flickr, Hoggle_by_madflowr02" uploaded by madflowr

My teddy bear

2008-12-19T09:04:00.001-06:00